Please No!

We have been talking alot about school today since it starts on Wednesday. Let me preface by saying that raising a 6 year old is a whole different ball game then any age so far. At lunch today Colt announced "I'm thinking of being the class clown this year." Boy did that get a response from me. I told him class clowns get in trouble, sometimes get sent home, and that teachers don't like class clowns. I'm afraid to even think of what will be next.