Excuses

Suddenly my boys have been all about excuses. The funny part is how their ages make a big difference in how good the excuse is.
Examples:

Skyler "I pulled my socks off"
Me "Can you get them back on?"
Skyler "I can't, it's to dangerous."

Colt refused to wear his new Taekwondo uniform the first 2 classes, his excuse "it's to scratchy." So I washed it, used fabric softener, bribed him to wear it and he did with no problem.

Skyler wouldn't eat his yogurt because it was "to scary."

Colt didn't like the shirt I put out for him to wear to school, a perfectly good shirt that fit just fine. His excuse "it's to little. Let's give it to Skyler."